d-apple-pie:

sorry

Listening to football in the radio
Me: How's the match?
Friend: Kinda boring.
Me: Let's do something else, but keep the radio on so we know when someone makes a gol.
*Time passes*
Commentator: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Friend: Someone scored!!
Commentator: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: Oh God! What country??
Commentator: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Friend: The commentator will say it.
Commentator: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: When???
Commentator: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Friend: Eventually????
Commentator: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Commentator: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Commentator: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Commentator: OOL......
Me: Ok, now he'll say--
Commentator: *breathes GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ME

thewesternlights:

Whenever I misquote a lyric from a musical

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ybee:

It was too damn gorgeous.

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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#CroatoanDay 
Saving people. Hunting things. Family business

#CroatoanDay 

Saving people. Hunting things. Family business

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

lost-asfuck:

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

speedyturtlebutt:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

farlanchurchs:

a few birthday appreciation pictures for nagisa from twitter fans! happy birthday, nagisa! x x x

taylorfisthesexiest:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Alpacas are like happy children who don’t know of the terrors of the world and llamas are like grumpy old men that hate everything because humanity has made him like that.

taylorfisthesexiest:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

  • LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
  • ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
  • LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
  • ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
  • LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
  • ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Alpacas are like happy children who don’t know of the terrors of the world and llamas are like grumpy old men that hate everything because humanity has made him like that.

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person